A retirement song for a colleague
Little Anthem writes a personalised retirement or leaving song for a colleague, with their name in every chorus and office in-jokes in the verses. It's made with AI: Claude writes the lyrics and Google's Lyria makes the music and vocals. Hear the first verse and chorus free, typically in a minute or two, then pay £19.99 to keep it.
Example · made with AI · Dave is made up
Here's to Dave
For Dave · colleague · retirement · rock
Here's to Dave. Lyrics: Forty years of toner on his hands All the paper jams fixed at his command Ask him where his lanyard is today It's on the hook at home, they say Here's to Dave, he's earned his rest Of all our fixers, he's the best Raise a flapjack, Dave, say it loud Happy retirement, Dave, we're proud
The chorus
Here's to Dave, he's earned his rest
Of all our fixers, he's the best
Raise a flapjack, Dave, say it loud
Happy retirement, Dave, we're proud
From “Here's to Dave”, an example song made with AI for a made-up person. Three office facts did the work: forty years fixing photocopiers, never once remembering his lanyard, and flapjacks at Friday meetings. The chorus raises a flapjack instead of a glass.
Hear Dave's song
Here's to Dave is a funny indie rock song for a colleague's retirement, sung by a male voice. Example song made with AI for a made-up person.
Forty years of toner on his hands
Ask him where his lanyard is today
Here's to Dave, he's earned his rest
Raise a flapjack, Dave, say it loud
Hear the free preview: the first verse and the whole first chorus, about 48 seconds. Every song gets an AI listening check that confirms the name is sung in the chorus before you hear it.
Funny, not cruel
Pick jokes the whole office will recognise: a habit, a catchphrase, a famous bake. Leave out anything embarrassing. We won't write songs that are mocking or humiliating, so the teasing stays kind.
For the leaving do
Our terms let you play it at events and share it, so it can go on the speaker at the leaving do and into the team chat. One person orders and pays £19.99 once, and the "From" box can say "everyone on the third floor". You get the MP3, the lyrics, a private gift page and one free change within 30 days.
Questions
Can we play it at the leaving do?
Yes. Our terms let you play it, share it and use it at events. You can't sell it, use it in advertising or put it on streaming services.
Can it be from the whole team?
Yes. Put the team or office name in the "From" box, and the song may sign off with it.
What if they are leaving, not retiring?
Choose Thank you or Just because as the occasion, and say where they are off to in one of your details.
How long does it take?
The preview is typically ready in a minute or two, and the full song is supplied straight away once you pay.